I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• I really need to change my routine
• This can't be real
• I need a vacation

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a group of geese came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe what just happened. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going here to faint! The whole thing was just so wild.

• This is nuts
• Seriously though
• This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?